Humor: My dear Wife….The Fifa World Cup is close by…

My dear Wife….The Fifa World Cup is close by.

Let me give u a few rules that will preserve the peace

1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month of June unto the grand finale in July.!!
2. Tell all your friends not to give birth or wed or die or whatever during the World Cup coz we won’t go!
3. You support the country that I support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them….don’t you bother to switch the channel.
6. We can watch Africa Magic provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are in Russia.
7. U dont just pass infront of the TV if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don’t ask silly questions such as; is this Man Utd versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing.

17 thoughts on “Humor: My dear Wife….The Fifa World Cup is close by…

  1. I truly embrace the football! The kids know that the TV is cartoon free! I actually invited my partner’s friends over to watch the football and enjoyed watching the games with a nice cold alcoholic beverage! :’). Would rather watch the football than some reality TV show aha! My advice is if you can’t beat them, join them.

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