A primary two teacher asked the class: Children, how many people did Jesus feed with bread? The whole class was silent. The teacher then said: whosoever answers the question, will have my two phones as an award of excellence. A little boy then stood up and said: sir, Jesus fed five thousand people. The teacher … Continue reading Easter humor for children
Between 18 and 22, a woman is like Africa. Half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally Beautiful! Between 23 and 30, a woman is like Europe. Well developed and open to trade, especially for someone of real value. Between 31 and 35, a woman is like Spain, very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own … Continue reading Humor: Geography Of A Woman
For ages it was rapture to caress The lovely breasts and waists of heaven’s maids, Now one will bear the terrible caress— The crush, the slash, and tear—of hell’s machine.